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Murphy's Law: if anything
can go wrong, it will. |
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Hofstadter's Law: it always
takes longer than you expect. |
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| Plastic deer fencing has an
upside and a downside. |
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| Plants should be spaced at
the spacing of the drip tape. |
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| Never wear holey jeans when
tending bees. |
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| Only till up the amount of
garden you can plant at one time. |
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| Get everything in writing. |
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| Always wear your hat and
sunscreen, even on overcast days. |
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| Only work at the front gate
when you feel like talking to neighbors. |
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| Wear a hardhat when using a
post driver. |
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| Finish what you start. |
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| Most jobs take twice as much
time and money as originally planned. |
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| Calves can run faster than
the average human. |
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| Be flexible when presented
with a potential opportunity. |
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| Make a list before going to
the hardware store. |
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| When the "head" rooster dies,
the remaining roosters will vie for his position. |
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| Goat kids can slip through
impossibly small spaces. |
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| Turkeys love goat food. Goats
love turkey food. |
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